this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
(via punkdirections)@8 hours ago with 16221 notes
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when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
give me ya money lil nigga
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
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If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
(via jaredpadaleckis-ass)@9 hours ago with 35567 notes
so happy that richard speight jr, rob benedict and matt cohen decided to all become weird best friends
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